>> i'm sad to see she's gone. >> i think this month you have awareness about pancreatic cancer. >> very tough. that's a it for "the the aurora movie killer makes his first appearance in court. and the ncaa hands out stiff penalty to penn state football in the wake of the sandusky scandal. are they too severe, not severe enough? you report and somebody else decided. and 21 people burned themselves walking across hot coals a the a tony robins seminar. do they deserve what happened to them? we report and then decide, yes, they do. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >> bets a welcome our guest.

let's welcome our guest. she is a first time guest, actress and true feminist.com founder. very hard to look at. and from the daily caller it is the senior editor jaime weinstein. well, he never changes, my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and kevin williamson looking as evil as ever. the -- all right to the serious stuff. in my mind when it comes to the colorado shooter there are two options. should he get the death penalty or should he get the death penalty? on monday the colorado shooter aka piece of [bleep [appeared in court gas glassy eye and wearing a jump suit with a bulletproof vest. they are shielding him now, but will they stop saving his life? the d.a. noted, quote, if the death penalty is sought that is a long process that impacts victims and fail members for

years. his attorney #r*z almost certain to pursue an insanity defense and might make the difference he has sits phren yaw, a mental illness which makes it hard to tell which is real. but does not knowing what is real mean you don't know what is wrong? kevin this is my debate about the insanity plea. if you split from santee or if you split -- you are no longer kevin williamson, you are something else, what if the something else knows what they are doing is wrong? then the insanity plea is meaning less, right? >> they need to leave the medical questions to the medical practitioners. i am skeptical about capital punishment, but since i call myself opposed some rat fink comes along and i think, we will make an exception to you. >> the only reason i have a problem with the death penalty

is it takes too long. you can see this person in -- i am for the death penalty, but it needs to be quick. >> i think we apply it badly. the way we handle the death penalty is not necessarily done well. but that does president -- doesn't discredit the punishment. >> will a jury see him as insane or as a way to escape responsibility? >> i can't imagine he will escape anything but the death penalty in these circumstances. i am fairly skeptical of the death penalty. i will only support in rare circumstances the terrorist-type events with the perpetrator or gross crimes against children. i think this qualifies for an incident where he deserves to be put to death. >> my problem with the death penalty is -- i said it before, it takes too long. but it happens quickly. isn't it better for him to suffer? >> one of the problems is we don't really have a death penalty. we don't really put people to

death. >> that's true. >> the other thing is -- >> i'm from texas. we put people to death. >> but texas is like its own country. >> we put hundreds of people to death every year in this country. >> but there are many that don't make it there. >> there are so many people on death row, and it is such a long process. there is something to be said for the fact that you are sitting on death row as a punishment, but i am opposed to the death penalty. i don't think we should -- i don't think we should burden people with having to put other people to death. >> that's an interesting way of putting it. >> i wouldn't see it as a burden. i would say it as a joy, but maybe i am a bad person. >> i am willing to consider that. >> that is something the table can agree on. >> that's not fair. >> but if you want to relief people o have to dissolve the military and disband the police forces. >> at least that is defense in most cases. somebody is coming at you with something and you go after them. >> the death penalty is in

theory a form of defense. you have to make sure these people are not a further dangerous neither society. >> is that the worst punishment? >> i don't think the rational for the death penalty is protection. i think it is revenge. >> what is wrong with revenge? it is in the bible. i haven't read it, but it is there i have been told. i think if something is evil, get rid of it. i don't understand -- that's simple. >> but isn't evil too simple? >> yes, it is. >> that makes it it easy. death penalty is easy. evil is easy. the fact of the matter is nobody is born wanting to kill. there is obviously something wrong with this guy. does that excuse it? of course not. he should be punished, but there is something going on in his brain that is not going on in ours. to actually sit there and kill the guy for something because he was wired in a bad way, it makes no sense to me. forget the party you got. that is a long question that will never get an answer. it is a party of god, but it

is a party of austerity. we are saving money and no big government. >> what are you talking about? >> the republican party. >> why don't you say which party. >> when has the democrats been a party of god? >> i thought you were talking about hezbollah. >> it cost $1 million per inmate over each inmate's life if they are on death row. and that's incarceration costs. trial costs, it costs a million and more in which prosecutors seek life without parole every time. it is so much cheaper. >> it also costs lots of money to keep people in prison all their life. people who get life sentences are entitled to the same story jie. way less than the death penalty. >> i think he is right. it is cheaper to keep people in prison. >> let me just suspend the long process for a moment. i think that is actually one thing that makes us great. if you are going to have the death penalty, let them have there days in court. how many long it takes to

eventually put them to death. you know who gives quick death penalties? the taliban. you don't have a chance to appeal. at least in america you have the trial on hold. >> the long-term thing is what drives costs up. most americans are willing to pay that price to get evil off the streets. we now live in a contemporary society saying something is good and something is evil. it is in bill's terms simplistic. it is so simple to think that way. we have had evil and we have had good since day one. we have been losing the power and ability to acknowledge what is evil. something worse is going on. we are actually changing the way we see evil agoive it tee as something as -- we see evil activity as something as cool. the way we portray it, in the old days the bad guy was the bad guy, and now the bad guy is the cool guy. >> look at shakespear. the most interesting characters are mcbeth.

he was more interesting an othello. >> it is sad to say, you want to look at that guy when you see him. because you are studying something so weird, and i don't like that. i don't want to be that person that finds that interesting. i want to forget i ever saw that creep. i don't ever want to see that again. however, when i see it i have to look at it because evil is interesting. >> it is fascinating. >> that's why people study it. i don't know. >> going back to between good and evil, it is very simple. the truth is the simplest thing. the truth is not complicated. >> that's a good point. you know what the scary truth is? this guy lives, he has groupies. every single scum bag psycho path i can freak has a legion of weird owes that wants to marry him. that's the sad part too. that's how the world is. i'm a weird owe. >> i think the important thing is not to concentrate on him,

but to concentrate on the hero wheeze got out of this, the people who saved other people's lives. the guy from the theater next door who opened the door and then shut it against the mass murderer. >> i disagree. i think it is real important to concentrate on this guy. you need to pay attention to the people who do these things. you need to single them out and punish them in the most awful way you can come up with. >> right, but i'm not advocating ignoring him by any stretch. >> the media attention. >> as a society we need to pay attention to this because there is something to be learned from it. >> that's true. but if you don't want to have to look at his face, you can turn your attention more toward the positive things that have come out of it. >> i think the mystifying part of this is this was not done in some political cause or evil in a political cause or he was part of a trench coat mofia. he was a phd student a few months ago. and then all of a sudden he

goes on a rampage seemingly out of no where. there is not even something animating as evil. >> i don't know about that. from a court to a field. >> the ncaa is imposing a fine of $60 million on the university with the funds to be used to establish an endowment to support programs around the nation that serve the victims of child sexual abuse and seek to prevent such abuse from happening. second, penn state football will be banned from bowl games and any other post season play for four years. >> so that was ncaa mark emmert announcing the stiff penalties in the wake of the sandusky sexual abuse scandal. the governing body reduced the team's number of scholarships and wiped out 14 years of coach joe paterno's victories after it was shown he turned a blind eye to what his pedophile assistant coach was doing for 15 years. the ncaa did stop short of completely shutting down the school's football program.

emmert saying doing so would bring with it significant unintended harm to many who had done nothing -- that had nothing to do with this case. penn state president says the school accepts the punishment which comes a day after the university took down the paterno statue outside the football stadium. jaime, is it nice that penn state accepted their punishment? >> yes. can i have a another, they ask? first of all, it is a function that destroyed the program, as far as you can see. who will go to penn state except the worst player who can't get anywhere else. it is a d3 football school at this point. i don't mind the punishment, what they allowed to happen there is horrific. it will not deter anyone in the future. no one will say, it is not like paw person know would have come forward -- paterno would have come forward if he knew what would happen. the act itself should be motivating to come forward. nothing else will bring it to

light. i don't think this will change anything. >> were they too harsh on the players? >> i am out of my field. i don't follow football, but i think it is harsh against the players. i think it is definitely a punishment against the players who had nothing to do with this. they virtually destroyed the football program at penn state. i don't know what that does to all of the students who go to penn state and their sense of loyalty to the school and all of that. but at the same time, i have to say the entire situation is so repulsive to me, it is really hard to talk about. >> any winner knees -- winner in this, kevin? >> the real problem is the guy who most needs to be punished, you can't, he is dead. joe paterno is no longer around. >> well, san dsky. >> well, sandusky is already in prison and 52 counts of child molestation was not to give him a literal death sentence or a metaphor rail death sentence.

i would have been happy to see them disban the program. yes, it is hard for the students, but they are not harmed by the justice department. it is harmed by the university. they are the one reis responsible for this. the people imposing the punishment are not the ones who has done wrong. >> the winners are the trophy makers who have to get the trophies and do all new plaques for every -- they have to reissue them. do you think they went over board on this to escape looking soft because for 14 years they appeared not to do their job or not to do the right thing? >> yes, but kind of what you were saying, who are they punishing? the president has been fired. jo pa is dead. he was already punished by being called jo pa. it is a terrible nickname. all of the people who should have been punished are either dead or already there. 10* what do you have left? a school that has been destroyed, and they have not done anything. it is ridiculous.

we are so reaction area. we get. it everyone punished is in jail, dead or fired. leave the rest of the school alone. it is insane. >> the schools that lost to penn state that now won, do they really want that record? it will be one hell of an asterisk. you can't take that seriously. >> joe paterno is the asterisk at best. now every time they announce who the winningest coaches in history there will be an asterisk. joe paterno would have been there if not for this. better to be remembered for the asterisk than the guy that allowed the pedophile to go free. >> messing with the record books bothers me. you can't actually change the past. you can't go back and make penn state have done the right thing. but you can pretend to change the pass by messing are with the record books. it is a silly thing to do. >> what about the old bets?

if you bet on a game in 2003 and you lost that bet, can you collect on that? >> here is the problem, beckles does not remember 2003. 2004, 2005, iffy on 2006. >> here is how silly it is. joe paterno is dead. he is dead. he is dead. what do we do? get the statue! we will get the statue because the real guy is dead. it is silly. >> let's go back to the bet. jng the easy answer is yes they get the money back, but do they get the interest in what they would have invested in? he is problem bly worth tens of hundreds of millions of dollars. >> try having that conversation with a vegas book key. >> this is a pandora's box. if you actually changed the last 13 years of history, is that what it is? think of all of those decisions. >> let's not forget the victims it does nothing for

the victims. in fact, it is almost a smack in their face. okay, victims, for your recommend come pens we will disband or destroy the football program. what is that? >> by the way, not that the victims should care about this, but people -- >> why would they give a crap? >> but people in the community who are die hard penn state fans will hate them. people running shops or wherever in happy valley which is a strange name at this point in time, happy valley, they will probably hate him. >> this is the problem with sports in general. all of the guys who watch sports all the time, they are so caught up in the sports the guys in charge of punishing penn state jumped in and said, we will punish the football program. it is not about the football program. it has nothing to do with football. >> it is about the football program. they were institutionally guilty of hiding this guy. >> the guys that worked with him. but it still isn't about the football program. it was the guys at work who

sheltered him. >> it is an institutional level of guilt that has to be dealt with. >> i still don't condemn the catholic church. >> you can make the argument that it was a culture that allowed the people involved to put it under the rug rather than put it to light. they wanted to keep things as normal. >> it wasn't a football culture that allowed that. >> you can say the privacy culture making it above academics lead to that culture. >> if you trace it back to paterno, it is paterno that allowed that. he was gite in charge. he was the guy in charge. i don't think you can say there was one guy in charge. >> paterno was not the president of the university. he was not the head of the board of directors. >> now it is the university culture? maybe it is the university culture. maybe disband all universities. >> the thing is, i said this

before, if it was a dean, would you renig on all of the degrees given out? >> it is a symbolic thing. >> how about renigging on kerry collins contract 1234. >> that's true. we have to take a break. coming up, me eating a plate of onion rings and watching old episodes of "designing women." but that is not until after the show. whoa. tape of hot chick 1234*z must be another story about the european debt crisis.

all right, should self-help seminars leave ugly scars 1234* last week 21 people were injured after walking over burning coals by

the self-help guru, tony robins. it is true. many of the victims of the san jose convention center suffered third-degree burns. and according to at least one of tony's followers, had nobody to blame but themselves. said one unhurt attendee, quote, it transformed people's lives in a single night. it is a metaphor for facing your fears and accomplishing your goals. the real estate agent added the injured were no doubt quote, out of state which is a tony term for not having the proper mental attitude. here is what one of the other ticket holders told fox and friends. >> three things we have to really do is one was to walk at a normal pace, and second to keep repeating and to look away from the fires. so we had to look up. at the end we had to celebrate. that was pretty much what i did.

>> fortunately robins patented kitty trust fall segment had far few you are injuries. >> wow. well, one injury is better than 20. sam, okay, out of his 6,000 coal walkers, less than two dozen people were injured. was this a successful brain wash ?g. >> that is the most amazing thing. there were thousands of people who successfully completed the coal walk. >> you are a fan of tony robins? >> i love tony robbins. he is so tall. he is good looking. what is not to love? that's another segment. >> by the way, he kind of looks like your husband after being put on a rack. they made him longer. kevin is much better looking.

>> you were offended by that. >> a little bit. >> kevin, the people that were injured, they went back to the seminar the next day. was this a cult or cult of personality? >> hot coals aren't a metaphor for anything. they are actually hot coles. het coals. you walk across hot coals you will get burned. it is a dumb thing to do and a wishful thinking. if i think about the hot coals i will be less hot, and it is just the hype of ignorance. >> how did they do it? how did all of the others do it? >> i want to know, now i know how to do it. somebody get me hot coles. i -- hot coals i want to take a walk. >> kevin has power, but he is not unleashing it from within. and that's why you are not believing. >> this was called the unleash the power within conference. and then on the website it defends why they do the coal walk. it is useful to understand

that there is nothing you can't overcome. people pay for this. this is astonishing. i made fun of it in my morning e-mail for the request the daily caller" and i got hate mail. people are like, you don't understand tony robins. >> i'm sure we will get hate mail. bill, you were raised on tony robins. >> i was. i was paid $20 for every tony robins book i read. i was a little unmotivated as a child. i didn't even read the books. i got the books on cd and i couldn't get through them. it is this guy who is very good at telling simple truths. he is a great show map, but the fact of the matter i imagine being 6 foot 5 like tony and it didn't happen. tony is a phony. >> we have to take a break. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. he is tall. and to leave a voicemail on my direct line tworks

12-462-5050. maybe that's why i don't like him. it is a height thing. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by cocktail. the drinks made up of different beverages such as fruit juice and an alcohol served chilled. thanks, cocktail.

let's find out if we have anything wrong. andy?

>> how are you? >> all right. >> good. >> greg, you asked if your personality splits and the one that takes over know what's is doing wrong shouldn't you still beheld accountable? schizophrenia is not split personality. that's disassociative identity disorder. schizophrenic can suffer from few lugeses -- delisins. >> don't you think he would not be capable of the planning, engineering and sophistication that went into what he did? >> had which problem? >> schizophrenia. most are not like that. they are like -- i mean from documentaries about is all -- i mean they are fairly troubled. i can't imagine them going to this great length. >> it sounds like this guy had a psychotic break or something. i don't know the medical term. >> but in that psychotic break he knew what he was doing. >> i think this is the danger of people who don't know what they are talking about talking

about things. >> like me? >> and me. i mean us. >> i admit, but we have an hour to fill and this is the thing no one is talking about. >> kevin, jaime, you both seem skeptical of the death penalty, and both of you seem to favor it in this case. what makes this special? >> well, i think in the high casualty events, it is the howard dean position. he is opposed to the death penalty. with terrorists, with those who commit gross crimes against children and those who attack cops as a deterrent to do those things in the growest crimes. >> i always thought the howard dean position was something a lot different. it involved a weird scream afterwards. >> kevin, do you agree with that? >> i don'ts really have an intellectual defense as to why i make exceptions for those who do things that are awful

enough it makes me want to see them put to death. >> it is a purely emotional thing. in this case i am willing to go with it. >> all of you except for greg are opposed to the death penalty. it amazes me that conservatives who are skeptical of government power and talk a lot about how the government bungles things favor the government having the power to end someone's life. >> and that's the reason i am in general skeptical of the death penalty. not because i think it is morally wrong, but because i don't entrust the say the with that power. >> who would you like to do that? like if the government was there would you like a posse or get your friends together to hang the guy? >> i am own to vigilante justice. no, i am with kevin. i have a lot more problem with vigilante justice. >> it brings us to gun control. >> no, that brings us to

batman. >> and now i take us away from gun control. >> sam, you said one of the problems is that we really -- you are opposed to the death penalty, but one of the problems is we don't have a death penalty and we don't have people put to death. but you are right, in terms of colorado the last execution took place in 1997, and there are currently only three people on that state's death row. >> that's right. >> they have been there for a longtime, apparently. anyone have anything else they want to talk about or can i move along? >> you can move along. >> penn state gets heavy ncaa captions. if i understood you correctly your problem with this is it is more about punishment than it is about preventing something like this happening again. >> i am fine with punishment. i don't think it is a deterrent factor in the future stoping other people from not reporting. >> it seems to me if you are the person who is not going to report sexual abuse of kids, what is going to make you --

if you are that screwed up, nothing is going to do it. >> if you are going to be taught that is wrong, you are a lost cause. >> so should the ncaa have done anything? paterno is dead and sandusky is in jail and the president of the united states -- president of the university resigns. >> is that it? >> i am not qualified to weigh in on that. it is not a football issue. i don't even know -- i don't think it is any of their business. it is not a football issue. >> i want to point out, none of us are qualified to talk about anything. give your opinion. you are no less qualified than anybody else here. i disagree with you though. i do believe it is a football issue. it is an issue of football culture. the school has allowed this to happen. they turned a blind eye even though they knew what was going on.

the football program was more important to them. that makes it a football issue in a sense that it is an issue of football culture. it was the college. that's how they make their money. >> the ncaa is not a law enforcement organization, but they have a right to determine what sort of people and institutions they want to associate with and on what terms. in that sense it is an inappropriate thing to do. >> no pressure if this was happening in the bad mitt ton program. there is no need to cover anything up. the football program brings in a lot of money and there is pressure to put it under the rug. that's a football issue. >> that's why i agree. >> and why smear the bad mitt ton club? >> yes, they have never done anything. we should point that out, by the way. >> that we know about. >> imreg, the school that -- greg, the school that lost out to penn state are not given

victories. when they are vacated neither team gets a win or a loss. >>that is like -- i don't get it. it is like digging half a hole. >> the whole thing is ridiculous. this is insane. yes it was horrible. this is insane. you can't take wins off the record books. one had nothing to do with the other. >> look, ultimately that is silly, but don't you think the point of that was to make it so paterno was not the winningest coach in ncaa history because they don't want that, right? >> yes, but he is. ty cob was a horrific human being, but nobody is going after his record. >> no, but i think the reason they took those wins away is he was not in the record books. it was an f-you to him. >> as a consequence the record books will no longer contain the record. >> every time they show it on television at an ncaa game

they will have an asterisk with joe paterno there. they will never talk him talking about the winningest coaches. they will mention why joe paterno is -- >> but in the official record book his name will not be there with an asterisk. has anybody seen the official record book? >> i have them back to 1843. >> great reading. >> i finished every guinness book of world record books. >> and quite a collection of tv guides going back to 1972. >> by the way, paterno's family issued a statement saying the ncaa ruling has defamed his legacy which i thought was the point. >> i don't think you candy fame him at this point. >> my heart does not go out to them. 21 people at tony robins seminar injured during a fire walk. sam, you said thousands of people successfully completed the fire walk. not really.

it is for the same reason tony robins' seminar is a complete fraud. fire walking has nothing to do with the power within. understanding that there is nothing you can't overcome. what it is about is physics, thermal conductive tee. physics is why you can walk across the hot coles. >> i said physics trumps meta physics. >> i thought you were using it to say that's why all of the people got hurt. >> when you have a bed of coals some spots are hot and some spots aren't. >> when you step on the hot ones they burn you on your way out. >> that's not how it works. coal is a poor conductor of heat, and then there is a layer of ash on the coals and the speed is with which you walk over them. 24r* is a david willy at the university of pittsburgh i think, and he participated in the world record fire walk -- the big world record fire walk of 19ninety 8. you probably -- of 1998. you remember.

it it was 165 feet. he said, quote, it is neither necessary nor visible to run. 5* brisk walk is reported to work best with each step taking half a second or less. it is all about the speed. if you do it at the right speed you don't get burnt. >> i don't think you can call it a fraud then. >> why? >> you can say it is a schtick. it is something to do, but you can't call it a fraud. >> i think you can. robins says what you will learn in his seminar will unlock the inner you and walk over coals. no, physics allows you to walk over it. >> those 2 wub people will now be able to overcome the power from within to overcome third-degree burns. >> the important thing is for all of you kids watching out there, walk through coals and think about it. >> you would think that is good. but no, you sink down deep and

the hotter coals are on the bottom. just do a brisk walk. >> can i just get in here right now? kids, do not listen to these idiots. are you not walking on anything. are you trying to get the show canceled? >> if you are going to run -- >> we are unleashing the power in kids. >> wearing shoes would be visible. >> a good idea. >> wear shoes and stay away from coals. unless it is nat king cole which is great music, cole houser, the actor. >> maybe stay away from him. >> not a fan of cole han. who is the guy with the jerk? >> kenneth cole. >> kenneth cole, i like cole han. >> bye. >> go away. coming up, a story so strange the cantaloupe said that is a strange cantaloupe, but you eat it anyway because you are true gal and you would never throw it out.

>> is obama's campaign a campaign or a cult? well you already know the answer i am about to give you.

40u -- how do they lasso them? they believe it is not a person, but a magazine. how she draws others into the fold. first the unnamed lady mentioned to pals in passing she has been working for the re-election effort. making note of who seems most interested. then after a few weeks of yakking about how super fun it is, she brings him to a house party with some political talk, but not too much and lots of coffee and cake. then she invites him to a boys truss night at the campaign office where they snack on on sandwiches and make phone calls to potential supporters. that's exactly how the believers got me. so let's discuss this in the --

>> lightning roooouuuunnnnnnndd. lightning round. >> that brain washes me. if you replaced obama campaign with sun worship group, this would be a great cult. >> it would be a great cult. i know people who are involved with the catholic religious movement. they have conversations and bring people in a little bit. the difference is that is actually a religious movement. you expect to have culty aspects to it. but this is a political cam inpa. campaign. you treat it like a religion. >> this could be a great strategy. i am reading it over saying that sounds like fun. nobody invites me to cake and coffee jie. this was a cult in 2008. >> it is not as vibrant as it once was. >> sam, would this convince you to join over time? i am thinking about it.

>> it is fascinating that they don't talk about the politics. they don't talk about the ideals or the politics involved. bill as a member of many man baby cults, they are more like focus groups, can you confirm this is pretty much how they get you? >> it is how they get you. i respect romney's campaign way more because they are very up front. do you know where madoff's off button is. >> it makes sense to me because a campaign is like a vitamin. the campaign was like joining a gym. you join the membership, but you don't go a lot. you start going three times a week and then it is once a week. it makes you feel good you are taking part in something, and then you are doing something for society. whether you are or not, it

makes sense. a new england coffee shop is under investigation for hiring discrimination for employing mostly young, pretty women, mary lou's best. they are known for their t-shirt wearing staff. is that illegal? as the economists points out, they are not discriminating based on attractiveness which explains my hiring practice. it is something else i have to tell you. as a homeless person, do you feel you have lost out on tv jobs because you are so hideous to look at? >> thank you so much for picking this topic. i think i am perfectly situated to answer this question. considering i made my living specifically on the way i look for so long and it was completely discriminatory and that is the business. life is discriminatory. >> that would be a great lawsuit, an ugly person suing

a modeling agency. that would be a great plot for a movie. a franklin and bash plot. i think that is a franklin and bash plot. >> in order to make their point they will have to make out with the model in the middle of the courtroom. >> their version of unattractive will be attractive in real terms. >> there will be banter about whether she is a seven or eight, and cut to whicher shall. should they start hiring overweight men? >> i don't think at fox news you are allowed to have a conversation about discriminating about homely people. there are not a lot of peoplely people walking around this building. >> "red eye" is the exception that proves the rule. how about that? >> i am not sure about that. >> we all can't look like frank lutz. >> beauty is in the eye of the beholder. >> unrealistic body ideal from

the top down. >> i can't keep up with him. >> strike that name off the future guest list. >> i have to take a break. jaime, did i ask you a question? you have 30 seconds, and say what ever you want. >> it is not america if you president cay discriminate against people by the basis of their looks. >> i like that. >> what is going on over there? we have to take a break. coming up, another edition of "mail time." i thought somebody was having a heart attack. did you hear that?

it is mail time. the address is red eye at fox news.com. send me something to read. i will read it and then we can make out. i just turned 55 and "red eye" is incomprehensible. i realize i am not in your demographic and can't get your young whippersnapper quips. what can be done? we are holding an education

seminar for understanding the show. it will be on tuesday conducted in my van at the alexzander hamilton turn stop. the first lesson is free, and the only classroom to apply to is news. yeah. here is a letter from tyler who is a big fan of the show. no comment on his weight. love the show. it is my favorite thing to watch at 2:00 in the morning and my favorite thing to watch on fox news. you are hale lier yous. if you were to ever have a show within a 35 mile radius of where i live. i would get there as quick as possible. as luck would have it i am performing a live show. but i don't know where. if you can send me your address and the best time you are not there. virginia writes, you were right, my daughter-in-law from hell is a psychologist, and she is freaking nuts. any advice? >> immediately schedule an appointment with your

daughter-in-law. confess to horrible things your son says about her. due to the doctor-patient relationship she is forbidden to disclose anything you said. that will be $500. and finally, love the show this week. you guys have so much fun. don't know if you realize it, but you even had dana saying "here is the thing." i suppose i say here is the thing too much, but that is a risk you take when you introduce marvel super heros a the comic conventions. here is the thing. that's what i do. a long way for a bad joke. to see clips of recent shows fox news.com/red eye.

see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time. a new "red eye" returns tomorrow.

back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks, greg. sam, what is up with your blue egg? >> oh, i have chickens. we got a blue egg yesterday. >> really? >> first time ever. very excited. >> is that cool? >> it is totally awesome. it is like green eggs, but blue. >> kevin, what is the least impressive group of elected officials in the united states? >> it has to be the city council of san bernadino, california from where i just returned. i watched them declare a fiscal emergency and bankruptcy, and they were just amusingly in-- inept. you can read all about. it. >> whose birthday did we celebrate a couple weeks ago? >> my mom had a big birthday. the age i will not mention, but to her a happy birthday. >> you told me she was 80, right? >> you are a little below it. >> wow. all right. >> that's all i have, greg. i will toss it back to you, and you can say goodbye to everybody and take us all home. >> all